guess who’s birthday is tomorrow (◡‿◡✿)

hard-on-for-hiddleston:

[x]

live-for-the-reblogs:

too horny to go to bed, too tired to masturbate :(((

captain swan in “it’s not easy being green” (3x16)

methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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Anonymous

I don't mean to burst your bubble but the tooth fairy doesn't exist.

breakfastburritoe:

uhhm then how would you explain this documentary???image 

backyardskills:

one of my all time favourite photos

cumfort:

so many tv shows to watch so little time to watch them all

cs-wrestling:

The truth

peonygoodchild:

A moment of silent for everybody whose boobs ruin their graphic tees

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

goddessoftheinternet:

a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever

  • extremely ticklish
  • runs away from feelings
  • also problems
  • bad communicator
  • awkward and shy around people i like
  • refuses to make plans ever
  • sarcastic asshole
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