flipping the fuck out rn

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

sergioelmuerto:

fuck nudes, send me clothes i need new clothes

bigpoppaplumps:

hiitsmekevin:

Someone give Damien Sandow a oscar

Ok so I know I’m being followed my a lot of non-wrestlefans so let me try to contextualize this because trust me, it’s worth it.

So the Miz, the guy going over the ropes and falling on the ground, is a “Hollywood” (he was in a WWE-produced Direct to DVD sequel and yes he still thinks he’s the Hottest Shit in L.A. and YES it is a point of mockery) guy who is so afraid of getting his face damaged (The Moneymaker) that he’s hired another wrestler, Damien Sandow, to be his stunt double/understudy.

Now known as Damien Mizdow, he spends his time on the side of the ring each Miz fight and imitates him, mouthing what he says and doing similar punches and throws to the air. He also takes on every “injury” the miz gets. You can see him doing that here. 

God, I love wrestling.

panicatthedisco:

What’s this? A Dillon Francis track featuring Brendon Urie? Yes. Yes it is.

Is Brendon excited about being on a Dillon Francis Track? Yes. Yes he is.

It’ll be one of the many awesome tracks on Dillon’s upcoming album “Money Sucks, Friends Rule” out 10/27 on Mad Decent. Pre-order it on iTunes.

the-unstoppable-juggernaut:

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

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gothegirl:

I’m so cute why am I not dating anyone

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

parcmore:

was ellen degeneres there when patrick stump’s baby was born 

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